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Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.
Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.
by Ang Badang April 9, 2016
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Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
by FTM2009 June 29, 2009
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dirty alan

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.
Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
by Entrusted March 5, 2017
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Alani

Alani is a cunt
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alana williams

the most amazing and loving girl you will ever meet, if you on her good side. she's a bitch though and will make your life hell if you mess her over. if you're her boyfriend you're lucky, and if you're not, TRY HARER she has an amazing body and an even better personality. she's sexy in every way possible, but dont take shit from nobody, she smart, funny, sweet, sexy and sometimes scary. she's all in one! her booty is huge nd her boobs aren't that far behind
bob: oh my god! alana williams looks amazing tonight. look at that booty!
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
by sexydcky August 2, 2011
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Alana

A beautiful (even though she doesn't think so), funny, sweet, sarcastic, and amazing girl. If you have an Alana in your life, keep her. And if she leaves you, get her back. You need an Alana in your life.
"Is that Alana?"
"Yeah. She's so awesome. You should talk to her."
by Heehee1819 October 30, 2019
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Alan

A fat prick who likes touching kids and making them wet by splashing water when he drives past them. He has no self control and is dumber than your uncle's neighbour. He likes to play brawl stars like he plays women. He stares at the mirror and looks like an ugly pigeon.
by Brhehe December 17, 2019
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