He's a very chill guy, he's nice to be around with and will act like a fool at times. He's very smooth with the ladies but when one has caught his eye he'll take interest in her. He's loyal, funny, and he's great at what he does period and he likes to play around a lot and at times can be very very goofy and just plain stupid.
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he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
by FTM2009 June 29, 2009
Get the Alan Shearer mug.A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.
Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
by Entrusted March 5, 2017
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the most amazing and loving girl you will ever meet, if you on her good side. she's a bitch though and will make your life hell if you mess her over. if you're her boyfriend you're lucky, and if you're not, TRY HARER she has an amazing body and an even better personality. she's sexy in every way possible, but dont take shit from nobody, she smart, funny, sweet, sexy and sometimes scary. she's all in one! her booty is huge nd her boobs aren't that far behind
bob: oh my god! alana williams looks amazing tonight. look at that booty!
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
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