The Donny

v. To casually approach a ladi and rest ones arm on her shoulder all friendly-like, then when she least expects it reach down and touch/grab/squeeze her breasts.

"Wow, do her boobs look ever so supple, I wish i could see what they felt like, but she's a total bitch I'll never be able to."

"Sure you can man, there's always a way"

"But how, I just don't see an answer here"

"Yo, do The Donny bro!"

The Donny by mastrabonoo June 16, 2008

The Donald Duck 

Making quack noises into a girls wet vagina

How was dah poodlytang
I gave her the Donald Duck
I donald ducked her quacker

The Donald Duck by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

The Donald Trump

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".

Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"

The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"

The Donald Trump by Scottsdale Special March 2, 2011

Time to make the donuts

Time to engage in coitus, preferably in early morning hours. The act of creating holes in donuts.

"I know I'm having trouble at work this morning, but my old woman woke me up this morning and told me it was time to make the donuts."

Time to make the donuts by Dr Trotter September 18, 2009

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

glazing the donut 

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

glazing the donut by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

The Donald 

A sexual act in which the girl is on her knees, giving someone a bj, but right before he comes, he pulls out and finishes off in his hand. Then, he takes that hand and spreads it through the girls hair, giving her a comb-over (much like the hair-do Donald trump so handsomely sports). Then, with the left over cum, he slaps her across the face and says "YOU'RE FIRED!" and breaks up with her right then and there.

Or, for the ladies out there, do the same exact thing after giving him a hand job.

Man, I totally gave my girlfriend the Donald last night! Or should I say ex-girlfriend. She was so pissed!

The Donald by janeec May 3, 2008