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Stripster 

A veteran stipper equippped with her arsenal of pole tricks and lovely breath despite meth mouth, she is very dangerous to the unknowing man. Her knowledge of narcotics and uncanny ability to remember credit card numbers make her deadly. However she does have a sensitive side and for a few dollar bills she can give you lasting memories of sneaking into the shower room and a lifetime of sneaking into the health clinic
Dude Reed married a stripster in vegas, she took his house, all his money, and now hes got herpes.
Stripster by loubega March 15, 2008
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Stripper Whisperer 

(noun) An alpha male who possesses the uncanny ability to disarm the generally emotionally guarded Stripper. He can not only get them to say their Real Name but persuades them to give Him their phone number so they can see each other again in a better lit and less expensive environment.
"Damn that guy! Every time He comes to the Rhino He gets 1 lap dance from the hottest girl here, the next thing you know she's begging Him to call her and they're meeting at His hotel room for drinks and free lap dances. He's like a Stripper Whisperer!"
Stripper Whisperer by Six/vi December 24, 2009

The Script 

The Script is an Irish Pop Rock band formed in 2001, the members are called Danny O'Donoghue, Mark Sheehan and Glen Power. Danny is the frontman and plays the keyboard, but can also play piano, guitar and drums believe it or not. Mark plays the guitar. Glen plays the drums but can also play guitar. Before The Script there were an Irish band called MyTown who Danny and Mark were in, they released a hit 'Party All Night'. You may know The Man Who Can't Be Moved, Breakeven, For the First Time and Hall of Fame, which are all hits from The Script. Danny has been a judge on The Voice for two series and has won the second series with Andrea Begley! The Script don't just sing songs, they also write them, like If You Could See Me Now is about Danny's dad (Shay O'Donoghue) who passed away on valentines day years ago and Mark Sheehans both mum and dad who passed away. Now here's for some useless information! Danny is 6'4 and has size 11 feet, his favorite drink is Guinness, he has a tattoo with 3 dots behind his ear for #3 album, his rose tattoo is a charm for his dad and his prescription for glasses is 2.5! I don't know as much about Mark and Glen cos I'm not married to them but Marks favorite drink is red wine, he has 3 dots on his hand for #3 album, he has his own 'TV show' called 'The Mouth' and swears a lot! I don't know where Glens tattoo is but I know he has an angel on his arm, he has called up a random fan a couple of times and once he got Mark to cut his hair!
person: hey have you heard the new song by the script

Me: yeah! I brought their new album the other day

Script Girl 

A blatant and shameless famewhore, who preys upon both horny internet dweebs, horny film nerds and horny guys with a knight in shining armor complex. Reads (badly) news regarding movies that will never get made written by people you've never heard of. Defended rabidly by the notoriously dubious AICN gang, home of several famewhores and knight complexes themselves. Setting back serious, intelligent women involved in Hollywood back many, many decades.
JackNanceRevenge: Okay, we need something that will make us famous, as our shitty movies sure ain't getting the job done.

John_T_Chance: I know! Let's get your girlfriend cum secretary to dress up in slutty outfits and read from Variety in a pretentious newscaster voice!

Script Girl: (as soon as someone richer or more powerful notices me I'm ditching these losers) Sounds great, guys! I'll let that fat loser who runs Ain't It Cool know we're coming!
Script Girl by ChocolateReign October 28, 2008

damn it with a stripe 

A phrase more intense than just saying "dammit". The stripe gives it a higher rank, a supreme dammit.

scriptease 

Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.
Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.
scriptease by Scheherazade October 2, 2007

stripper ones 

brand new, crisp one dollar bills, usually having serial numbers in sequential order given out at the door of a strip club as change.
After paying cover, I got twenty dollars in stripper ones.
stripper ones by beazknees October 31, 2006