wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"

Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance

by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016

smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.

mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???

by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

boomer smooch

When you get down with a pit bull like a funky dude.

“Dude did you see Cory last night? He was boomer smooching like it was 1999.”

by yakovshmearnoff January 2, 2018

Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018

spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

by GLT75 May 31, 2019

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019