Definitions by GLT75

spaghetti smooch 

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

spaghetti smooch by GLT75 May 31, 2019

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

monster-handle by GLT75 August 26, 2017

alt-laws 

Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.

I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.

alt-laws by GLT75 May 26, 2017

spotted pussy 

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.

Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.

spotted pussy by GLT75 May 17, 2017

Trumped up 

A false accusation, especially against President Donald Trump.

Damn, those Democrats Trumped Up some more shit again. They are sore losers, nothing more.

Trumped up by GLT75 May 17, 2017

starwank 

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.

Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.

starwank by GLT75 May 17, 2017

Mommunist

A mother who sucks every last dime she can from the father and children, like a Communist.

My ex is a total Mommunist. None of my child support money was actually spend on our children because she went on another shopping spree again.

Mommunist by GLT75 May 17, 2017