Teets On My Sheets 

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

Teets On My Sheets by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

red bed sheet 

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

red bed sheet by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Sheet Karate 

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

Sheet Karate by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

Shmeek 

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

Shmeek by DuganNugan July 8, 2010

Shleetard 

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

Shleetard by Joey November 30, 2003

Shmee 

A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.

"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"

Shmee by Witz Ked Yaah May 27, 2009

you are sheet! 

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

you are sheet! by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004