sauté my onion

lick the clit or suck a dick

He can sauté my onion any day.

by b!+¢h3$ April 26, 2017

beat street and onion ave

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating

“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”

by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021

your face makes onions cry

This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out

Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

i gave her son an onion

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Onision

A very controversial and infamous YouTuber known best for his video "I'm a Banana". He has recently become the butt of ridicule as well as many hate videos aimed at deplatforming him. However, despite this he still has a loyal fanbase of around 2 million subscribers on his main channel.

While most people see him as a narcissistic delusional pedophile, his fans and regular non-obsessed haters see him as a disturbed person in need of psychological evaluation. His behavior can probably best be explained by his parents abusing him as a child and teenager, as well as him falling from the bow of a ship on his head when he was little.

"What YouTuber do you think is the most controversial?"
"Hmmm, I'd say Onision."
"He certainly has tea, doesn't he?"

by ShaneDawsonFan11211 March 27, 2019

Onision

The most brutally honest and cut-throat YouTuber in existence. Also known as Greg Jackson, he doesn't give a shit about hate he receives and regularly makes fun of Emos, cutters, and basic bitches, but not limited to feminists and anorexics. If you don't want honesty, don't watch a guy named Onision.

Shane: "Omg guess what. I kissed Onision!"

Friend: "That insulting faggot who has strong opinions and roasts me with honesty in response to my retarded hatemail? Ew!"

Shane: "Yeah! He's great, isn't he?"

by Low-risk Hobbies April 2, 2016