Montego

A complete slut who is usually hot and guy's drool over her but she rejects them all she is a good friend though who is always to what she can to stay close to them.

My best friend Montego, is a nice slut.

by Gayface987 February 27, 2017

Monteiro

Ain’t shit

Wow Monteiro’s ain’t shit

by FOOOOOOD23 March 27, 2019

mantelfetus

Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland

Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter

Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.

Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery

by Dave Pohlson December 15, 2004

montessori

school for special handicap children that cannot pass regular school, and find this alternate way instead of dropping out. most commonly known for the school with children that play with theyre turtles.

i go to a montessori school.
thats nice.. go play with ur turtle.

by ksharp January 24, 2005

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

Montenegro

A Montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
Different nationalities mean different ranks.

Sam = uber 1337!1! = Southern Uzbekistani-Montenegro
Geoff = 1337!1! = Scandinavian-Montenegro
Lachlan = n00b!1! = Ethiopian-Montenegro
Gary = Doosh(dousche)Bag = Swahili-Montenegro

by .: MoUsE :. September 1, 2004

edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.

I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

by Diana Cid May 3, 2005