Meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual

by benny876 October 14, 2020

mederhead

Man who has a large penis head proportunatly to the rest of the penis.

Damn mike had a mederhead

by Rommel May 21, 2004

Matercan

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010

Maternimony

Marriage due to an accidental pregnancy; Marriage because the wife is pregnant.

Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.

by Doodledude May 25, 2010

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

meerkat nap

Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.

guy1: Did you take chem notes today?

guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.

guy1: What happened?

guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.

guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.

guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.

by chris272 March 22, 2013