hovercraft

to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels

man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft

by gongerstein February 10, 2009

Homer Domer

Someone who is obsessed with face book notifications. Normally they are the obese stalkers.

"I had so many notifications today on face book"

"You are such a homer domer"

by poop20987 April 29, 2009

hoeverdrive

When one flirts to the extreme so as to catch the eye of his/her object of affection.

I'll lose my chance with him if I don't go into hoeverdrive tonight.

by Shinquona May 18, 2016

hiver

A person who has demonstrated they are part of a hive/collective "mind" or narrative, such as religious fanatics, highly partisan people, news site/talk show host fans, etc... Someone whose opinions can be known just by reading/listening to whatever they read or listen to regularly.

"She sounds like she's reciting republican party talking points, total hiver."
"He's a pure SJW hiver, if you've listened to him, you've listened to all of them."
"Like all hivers, his opinions on that come from others, he doesn't reason for himself."

by RiseOfTheIndividual July 3, 2017

Vag-haver

A person who has a vagina

Wow! I love having sex with that vag-haver! Their vagina was so there! No dangler on that vag-haver.

by afitzy17 November 16, 2022

havers lane

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.

Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!

by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003

hoverweb

This is another name for the Internet. It is derived from the T9 keyboard (phone texting), which suggests "hover" when you type "inter."

Look up that company. It's on the hoverweb.

by imnotyouimsomeoneelse November 5, 2011