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fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.
Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.
fruit roll-up by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

Fruit cake 

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.
John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.
Fruit cake by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011

fruit tingle 

A concoction of speed, ecstasy and cocaine, crushed together in even parts and divided into lines then snorted. It is then followed by a fruit tingle (of the confectionery variety) consumed orally as a chaser.

Fruit Ninja 

Yo Chan Li over there lookin like a fruit ninja lmao
Fruit Ninja by joegarc1 August 16, 2020

fruit booter 

a stupid fagget that discovered wearing heelies and soaps werent good enough so the threw some weels on their cow boy boots and tried to jump down a stair.

Q.=what kind of pussy fagget cant jump onto a rail and ride for a second.

A.=all u queer ass rollerbladers!!@#!#!
hey whats the difference between skaters and bladers, skaters dont wear cow boy boots with wheels.

Fruit Booter 

A dumb shit who cant skateboard, therefore tries to succeed by glueing wheels to there gay shoes that are most likely worn with assless chaps!!!
Person 1)Look at that fruitbooter.
Person 2)Yeah, i saw him on a gay porn video.
Fruit Booter by sk8board4life April 4, 2005