Definitions by SOUNDWAVE56

Fruit cake 

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.

John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.

Fruit cake by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011