Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

SCP Foundation

Special Projects, Montauk Project technology able to project subconscious entities into our reality like procedure 110-Montauk soft disclosure. SubConscious Parasites feeding off attention and human energy to live. Kind of like in monsters inc where they collect fear in containers. All the moonlight song titles... The moonlight is what keeps the wax figures alive in Night Of The Museum. In Field Of Dreams they are looking for Graham Moonlight. The moon represents the subconscious mind. The subconscious is feminine, the conscious mind is masculine. -DC Comics & Dream Characters, rick and morty interdimensional parasite episode or inner dimen, teen titats parasite episode, tulpas and mother horse flesh interfaces, katy perry- dark horse, dark horse comics , horus, bobs burgers imaginary horse friend Jericho, Rothschild family coat of arms unicorn, sharkboy and lava girl, toystory cowboy & cowgirl, my tristar sony pictures Pegasus logo, my little pony, montauk project book cover with a horse by preston b nicholas and PETER MOON. Stranger Things previously to be called montauk project. The monster makes the lights flicker because these beings mess with electromagnetic fields of humans and electronics.. they are using them as portals. Think of the series titled "BLACK MIRROR" and mirror scying in magick. Death Row Records was just bought by hasbro.....

9th I heard your sprulpa is a celebrity working for the SCP Foundation.

Yes everyone gives their energy and attention to her daily and I want to die. #moonwalking #powerglove

by HumanClothingFacility December 20, 2020

Water Fountain

When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.

Wendy punched Bill so hard that his water fountain splattered all over the ceiling.

by Dave & Heather January 16, 2008

foundation

a huge amount of makeup to conceal or to make an ugly girl look more respectable.

Guy 69:"Wow Amy Winehouse looks hot tonight"

Man 300: "thats because she's wearing a shit load of foundation"

by Cunt eater 300 July 6, 2009

404 Error: Boobs Not Found

When you see a girl that has no boobs or is flat. 404 Error is an error on computers when a URL is not found or is non existent.

Dan: wow look at that Chick!
Bob: nice features, ass is good, but no tities.
Dan: ya, when i see her chest, im like 404 Error: Boobs Not Found.

by Voldemortism May 26, 2011

fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

fountain

a homemade marijuana smoking device made from some type of plastic bottle, it uses the vacuum created by draining the bottle at the bottom to pull in smoke from the top

"i wanna smoke but all i have is this lousy gatorade bottle and ratchet bit"

"that perfect, lets just make a fountain"

by pohsib February 14, 2010