Fles

typically used as a verb meaning to really screw something up big time.

Could also mean that someone is being very very dorky

"Wow, Maddy, you really flesed up that corner kick!"

"Wow, you are such a fles! I don't even want to be seen in public with you!

by majorpayne16 March 11, 2009

fews

fake news--information presented via some type of communications medium which has absolutely no basis in fact, or information which is presented in such a biased manner the actual facts are obscured.

That wasn't a news article--that was a fews article.

by Travelingmankc January 7, 2018

slamming the man flesh

in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.

i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.

by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

volcanic man flesh

A sticky, smelly liquid that spurts out from a males sexual organ, give pleasure, or to reproduce.

"my volcanic man flesh just erupted."

by sexy beast April 1, 2005

safe flesh

Term of disrespect in response to a person of a different race who addresses them with the term safe blood when it is abvious this phrase is being misused. The misuse of the term safe blood comes when a non-black person is addressing a black person while believing in their own minds that they are superior to black people. Thus they are contradicting themselves when they use the term safe blood as they do not affiliate their own blood with that of a black person's. Therefore in recognition of this the black person responds with safe flesh denoting that he knows the respect between them is only skin deep.

Non-black1: "I would never let a woman from my race be with a black."
Non-black2: "Shut the fuck up."
Later
Non-black2: "Safe blood this boy Al was saying shit about black people."
Black person: "Safe blood."
Later again
Non-black1: "Safe blood."
Black person: "Safe flesh."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

Fleashy

Parasitic person. One who drains your soul through sex.

That Fleashy skank wont stop calling my house.

by Chemically unbalanced June 14, 2008

flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.

We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!

by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008