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flat screen

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.
by georgey satters October 24, 2012
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Flat foot

Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.
His office is a mess, he is a flat foot.
by s1m0n.lfs January 16, 2009
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Flat-crack

Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
by muncleowns August 5, 2016
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flat katie

Katie kacinari is the definition of flat Katie. sorry Katie :)
by arcader0000000007777777 August 14, 2018
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Flat Earth Plane

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) The Flat Earth Plane of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) To day God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 1, 2022
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flat tire

A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.
That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!
by StalledOut October 2, 2006
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Flat White

noun -

1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia

2: A white chick with very small tits*

Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.
1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?

2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?

Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.

2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?

Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.
by definecancer57 June 11, 2016
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