Faciabibliopostaphobia

The fear of friends ruining facebook post!

OMG! you know i have Faciabibliopostaphobia, why did you put that comment there?

by immahungrymanatee August 7, 2011

Fabian Haircut

A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.

Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.

by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018

fadi

mental likeyousof likes default dancing because he is a default

fadi default

by sejgf May 8, 2019

Fabian

A Fabian is a wonderful man he is so intelligent.If you have a Fabian in your life your lucky as hell.Fabian can be annoying sometimes but that doesn’t mean he isn’t kind and sweet.Just be careful.Dont piss off a Fabian you will become his enemy and you will be hated for life.

Dang.Fabian looks so sexy.

Well back off Fabian is mine

by who am I?12345678910 May 20, 2019

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Wussy facial

The act spreading ones vaginal lips and placing the clitoris one someones face specifically the nose

If you dont shut your mouth im going to give you a wussy facial

by ADalluge October 23, 2008

Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013