Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

Ejaculit

An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum

Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit

by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016

ejacusquat

when you squat over 100kg and you end up ejaculating at the gym

bro i saw this guy ejacusquat at the gym the other day

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.

City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

ejaculength

the distance your semen goes when you have an orgasm

guy 1: how far is your ejaculength
guy 2: i've gotten it to about 6 feet

by BigDickTdubb January 29, 2017

ejabulation

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017

ejnoy

the feeling between enjoying something but feeling annoyed at the same time

"oh my god, I really ejnoy this romantic date."
"Yesterday, I ejnoyed that movie. I love how that actor A act but that actor B is so annoying."

by Hugstone A April 2, 2017