swiggityswagbruh's definitions

Trüffelchen

the desire of a truffle butter sandwich (eating truffle butter from a females asshole)

hey tom i heard you been Trüffelchen lately

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

ejacusquat

when you squat over 100kg and you end up ejaculating at the gym

bro i saw this guy ejacusquat at the gym the other day

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

pepto-cavity

the act of a substance leaving an orafice so hard that the orafice prolapses

bro i ate indian food yesterday and the pain in my asshole made a pepto-cavity when i was on the toilet

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016