clusterfuck

Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

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by donny December 14, 2006

Clusterfukishima

Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.

Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!

by choggie July 11, 2011

cluster fuck

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time

Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...

by Seb R. February 17, 2008

Clusterfuck

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off

Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"

by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008

Clusterfugaysie

A complete and total gay clusterfuck.

Bruce and Marshall hired a new interior designer. His crew is a ridiculous clusterfugaysie.

by Atomic42 October 22, 2008

cluster fuck

when more that 3 people have sex together

After prom were all just gonna go have one big huge cluster fuck

by abbalabbalee21 May 12, 2010

clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008