Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers September 8, 2008

Supreme Chancellor

A position, undeniably a god-like status, that is predominantly desired among graduating seniors. It involves complete dominance over the associated student government, unquestioned supremacy over the land, and indubitable preeminence over any "Grand Overlord".

"I heard that Alan wants to run for Supreme Chancellor; it would truly be an honor to serve under him with ultra-enthusiasm!"
"The Grand Overlord is threatening to destroy my family! I must seek the Supreme Chancellor's unquestionable genius to stop him!"

by Wu Zhao Frederick February 16, 2008

Nut cancer

Cancer of the nuts often resulting in the loss of one or more nuts

Guy1: hey, i heard you had nut cancer

Guy2: yeah, but can you please call it Testicular cancer?

Guy1: loose any nuts?

Guy2: Im calling the cops...

by DooDLExD October 16, 2009

Game changer

When someone says something so stupid that you can't believe they just said it.

Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.

by Casper70 April 3, 2020

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by Bombh March 18, 2018

cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

by PenguinPants April 3, 2008