Bencher

Dudes who sit on a fuckin bench. Benchers are unbearable but funny, like this guys who sit on the side of the muppets and heckle. Fuckin benchers man. I'm a bencher.

Dude, Julian is such a bencher. So is Aidan. And Nate. And Andrew. Fuckin benchers man.

by The Benchers December 12, 2024

Banchory

Once a little town in aberdeenshire, now being flooded with housing companies erecting repetitive housing estates out of their asses. The major neglect from the council means if there's a pothole or a tree has fallen over close to your home, settle up because it'll take them 2-3 years to fix it (and not even do a good job at it).

You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.

There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.

"oh you go to Banchory Academy"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"

"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"

"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"

by SoggyDoddy December 18, 2024

Benchslave

Benchslave ghosted at the 2022 World Cup against Morocco and was benched during the tournament. He cried and ran away to a desert to dry up his tears and start to farm against part time footballers in Saudi. Sadly for Benchslave he is still trophyless in Saudi because he ghosts in the big games like usual. Shame on Benchslave.

My idol Benchslave just missed a penalty!

by nightotm January 11, 2025

Bench Specialist (BS)

A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.

Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.

Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?

Taj: He’s playing BS.

Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

benchipro

Very dark skin, african boy who likes to play basketball for fun but his passion is soccer.

Benchipro is a star basketball and soccer player!

by omgia14 March 7, 2025

Bench Hole

The booth seat that’s built into the wall at a restaurant, usually trapping at least one unlucky person who must awkwardly scoot in and out while everyone else watches

Don’t sit in the bench hole unless you’re ready to climb over three people just to go to the bathroom.

by BenchHole March 10, 2026