Banchory is a charming little town that is fast turning into a bigger town. It just can't make its mind up. Nightlife is non existent and it begs for a decent pub and resteraunt. Banchory's one lease of life is the Stag on a Wednesday night which is Kareoke night... We now have 2 curry houses, 1 a sit down and 1 a take away, quite frankly I say take them both away as there is no atmosphere in either, no tacky music, no holes in the table clothes no cats paws in the wheelie bins.... just no character. Banchory is home of Scott Skinner who was some guy on the fiddle, theres plenty more of them as well. Banchory is a Domitory town for all the punters in the oil industry and even though we poay a fortune in council tax we have one of the worst bin collections known to man. It used to be great and someone had the brain wave of collecting rubbish once every 2 weeks and then recycled stuff on a different day inbetween and just incase you need to go to the tip because youv'e forgotten what day it is this week to put out your rubbish they close it at 4pm every day...... How to promote fly tipping Banchory council have found a corker there. I fancy ramming the gates down so the tip is open when people have actually had time to cut the bloody grass.....morons.
Banchory has a far lower than average population of Chavs and in fact the youths in Banchory are generally top guys, so lets keep it that way and don't let it go down the pan like most of the UK.
Banchory has a far lower than average population of Chavs and in fact the youths in Banchory are generally top guys, so lets keep it that way and don't let it go down the pan like most of the UK.
by YdnaT July 27, 2008
Once a little town in aberdeenshire, now being flooded with housing companies erecting repetitive housing estates out of their asses. The major neglect from the council means if there's a pothole or a tree has fallen over close to your home, settle up because it'll take them 2-3 years to fix it (and not even do a good job at it).
You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.
There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.
You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.
There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.
"oh you go to Banchory Academy"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"
"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"
"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"
"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"
"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"
by SoggyDoddy December 18, 2024