handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Deep Talker

A "deep talker" relates to an individual whom attempts to mask his feminine voice on a telephone or audio recording with hopes of sounding more masculine.

That guy is a deep talker, he doesn't sound like that in person at all!

My friend also tries to "deep talk" on the phone to fool the ladies into thinking he's cool and Manley.

by BeastMode October 27, 2012

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 2, 2014

bad taster

A "bad taster" is a synthetic form of acid sold in blotter form. This includes research chemicals such as 2c-i, 25-i, 2c-t-2, 2c-b, 4-doc-dmt, etc. These research chemicals will harm the brain much more than "true lucy" will, or in other terms, LSD. It is a similar experience, but from my personal experience, it's just not the same. If you want to save a few brain cells, spit out the tab if you happen to get a Bad Taster.

Me: "Yo Trevor, I picked up some tabs! Lets fucking fry dude."
Trevor: "Bruh, these are bad tasters!"
*silence*
Both of us: "Fuck it!"

by onlypwn October 16, 2015

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015

Snob Talker

Someone that likes to use big words in every sentence on purpose just to be ostentatious.

I can understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 31, 2015

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016