Thon

Word used to attract attention of people with very blonde hair, normally quite short and happen to have a birthmark on their face. It comes from the latin name Amython. Also common are Thonatron, Thonalie and Blon. Especially appropriate in France, meaning tuna.

THONN!!

yes.

by Edgar George July 27, 2009

thong

A comfortable and functional piece of clothing that every girl must own, wait- let me rephrase that, every attractive girl.

Isn't my thong cute? I just bought it yesterday.

by Kristine August 1, 2004

thornhammer

A wooden stick which has a top full of metal thorns.

He died after he was hit with a thornhammer in his head.

by Thanos Politis April 9, 2005

Thornton Junior High

A place where bitches jump on milk cartons and moan in the back of the class thinking it's funny

Why are there so many short people at Thornton Junior High?

Bro shut the fuck up you're 5'4

by imusingthisnamesorry September 28, 2021

Thonch

a very round, attractive ghetto syle booty

She's got a big thonch

by Claytonbigsby2015 January 17, 2015

Thongs

Sport shoe Aussies wear on their hands when playing sport

"can I wear my thongs on the pool mum"

by my name is...poooooo April 30, 2019

Beat-A-Thon

1) When you have a marathon of fuckin, followed by more fuckin and then you fuck some more. Usually involves beating no jimmy aka bareback.

2) When you invite girls over and expect them to have sex all night long, like a marathon of fuckin. So much sex, you have to stretch so you don't pull a muscle

Example 1:
Jake: "Why do you look so tired Kyle?"
Kyle: "I had Paige over last night, we had a beat-a-thon. I'm so exhausted now"

Example 2:
"All the guys are ready for a beat-a-thon, and no one brings jimmys"

by JDOT23 October 13, 2014