Strongest Swimmer

Everyone. The little sperm that penetrated the ovum is you. You were the strongest swimmer.

Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.

by Beauxgrass September 21, 2009

NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.

NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!

by Mr. Stu Pididiot February 7, 2013

goth swimsuit

A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.

Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.

by RoseThourne January 10, 2007

Swimmer

The term used for the sperm that fertilizes the egg.

"I can't believe you had a swimmer!" said Fiona when the pregnency test came back. The baby would be born, that Autumn.

by InnocentVice September 4, 2005

Swimmers body

a swimmers body is simply the body of a swimmer. Many say that a swimer body is always toned and muscular, and while that is sometimes true, swimmers come in all shapes and sizes. All committed swimmers have muscle, but some just have a layer of squish keeping the muscle warm. That douse not make them any less of a swimmer or a slower swimmer.

Note: unless they swim indoors, a swimmers body is always tan no matter the season.

P1: "I love my swimme my body, its so tan and muscular."
P2: "eh, my swimmers body is kinda floppy and squishy."

by Dude, it's chill December 27, 2014

Swimmin'

To sexually arouse a woman. Getting her wet and and staying under.

"Josh, came over....and he went swimming in my bed."

by RoZeS October 25, 2003

Swimming

A living hell. A great sport to do if you want to be yelled at for breathing. Gets very boring.

Let's go swimming at the pool!

by LittleGfromtheHood April 11, 2015