you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.

You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.

by Greeno September 28, 2005

swear word

something naught my mummy told me never to do.

oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 9, 2011

sweating balls

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

by Kerry L. August 30, 2005

don't sweat it

don't mind
never mind

so, just "don't sweat it"!

by gotanswer? April 24, 2009

Sweater

The best type of shirt ever. As soon as it gets even remotely cold, you get to put one of these shirts. The best kind are the striped ones with a collar-turtleneck.

Spongebob Squarepants: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time! One with a collar-turtleneck, that's the kind!

by sweaterloveforever October 4, 2011

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003