jive

When a person or person's does or says something to you or someone you know that is hurtful or wrong.
He's jive, he lied to her about that one chick he hooked up with.

Why you gotta play me like that? That's jive man.
by Greeno October 02, 2005
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you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.
You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.
by Greeno September 28, 2005
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