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flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.
she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.
John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!
by ThomasB January 22, 2007
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Smoocharoo

Like a kiss, but cuter. Mostly used online or in a text message to let the person know you miss them.
I am thinking of you and can't wait to be together, smoocharoo babe!
by Angelati May 31, 2007
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smoothie

A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.

As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.
Gordo (with utter obsequiousness): Lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to "The Juice is Loose," I should feel deeply honored.

Lizzie (with utmost solicitude): Forsooth, I should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and I should feel exceedingly edified to effect such.

Miranda: Awesome-- Smoothies! That'd really hit the spot right about now. We are OUTTIE!!!

Gordo: You shan't invite this vulgar, pidgin-speaking cretin to accompany us thereto?!!

Lizzie: But Miranda's been our friend, like, for forever!!

Gordo: And you certainly shan't defile yourself by engaging in her vulgar colloquialisms?

Miranda: Since when did Gordo become the WORLD'S BIGGEST JERK?!!

Gordo: Indeed!
by Jimmy Flinders November 16, 2007
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Smooching Out

The process of kissing over a long period of time in a comfortable place with someone special. It is different than making out because lips don't lock at any point, they only temporarily touch for a brief moment only to touch again after another brief moment. Tongue is used only to lick each others face or to have tongue wars.
"I love to spend long days with my girlfriend Alexa smooching out in her bed"
by n11c04 June 22, 2009
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smooshed

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...
by DomzaE July 14, 2005
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