Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Sloppy Oyster

Euphemism for the female sexual organs. Implies that said sexual apparatus has been soiled more than once in a short period of time.

After John and Mike had their turns, I then rammed my johnson into Sally's sloppy-oyster.

by SuBsTaNc3 May 29, 2004

sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

Slippery Nigger

A car that squeezes in front of traffic, cutting in front of other cars whom have been waiting patiently.

This slippery nigger cut in front of me and almost cause me to crash!

by Mexiiiiiiiiiiican September 11, 2014

Sloppy Seconds

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.

1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"

by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017

Slippery Penguins

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was

Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!

by Coys86 July 15, 2020

Sloppy Jine

A term for cheap but good Asian food.

Person 1: What do you want to do for dinner?

Person 2: Sloppy Jine of course!

by Jitskin March 23, 2021