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Simplexity

A portmanteau of "simple" and "complexity".

It refers to a response or concept that appears incredibly simple on the surface, but implies a reality that is far more—perhaps infinitely—complicated. It describes the paradox where the only true answer to a question is a concise summary of a—possibly massive—interconnected web of factors.

Commonly found in psychology or deep philosophical debates where reductive answers (like "it's just biology") are incomplete, but the full truth is too intricate to explain in casual conversation.

Coined by Dr. Gerbz in 2025.
Example 1:
Person A: "Do I have trust issues because of my ex, or because my parents were distant?"
Person B: "It's a combination of both, plus your temperament, plus that one teacher you hated in 3rd grade... Sorry for the simplexity."
Person A: "It's okay, I guess the truth is usually messy."

Example 2:
"I hate when politicians give a simplexity to an economic crisis. Saying 'we need more jobs' is true, but it ignores the million moving parts required to make that happen."
by Dr. Gerbz November 22, 2025
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Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.
Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”
by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026
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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 14, 2014
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charlie simple

by Gsshshsjakosxj June 19, 2019
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The Simple Server

The Simple Server is a place to make friends with two owners, one is Eros who is very hard working and a good person, second is me, Matt who is “The Best Owner”
We should go to The Simple Server and make some friends!
by ABsnnannna August 21, 2020
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