Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023

V-neck Season

a made up term given by hipsters and overly feminine men to describe the appropriate time of year to wear v-necks.

Dude.. it's not even v-neck season breh. what are you thinking??

by dick Richard October 8, 2014

Old Bae Seasoning

A phrase for setting up the description your older lover's mood.

The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!

by Ephemily October 11, 2017

Gay Nigga Season

When a group of two or more niggas get together in a gang-like fashion to perform some gay shit.

Tyrone, stop sucking on Jamal's toes, this is Gay Nigga Season.

by bignigga.exe September 13, 2018

Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018

Side Bitch Season

Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens

Yo it’s side bitch season.

by BitchesBReal February 15, 2019

slap that ass season

It's where you slap people asses to show respect and affection

Guys, it's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019