The Sneak 

The 1936 equivilant of The Cheat.

A lively fellow who is really quite unique. Small, smart and yellow with a rodent-like phisique. Doesn't play the cello and never gets to speak. Strong Bad's Leporello.

A dapper swindler out of Tammany hall who got what's for from Boss Tweed. Once did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal. A jaunty jacknapes with moxie and pizazz. Drinks bootleg hooch and listens to the jazz. Captures all the clever girls affections and made off with my Fluffy Puff confections.

He's dasterdly, loves catastrophy, his schemes are masterly, takes tea at half past three. Dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine and put a bengal tiger in the Kaizer's latrine.

The sneak, I showed him what's for!

The Sneak by Vit June 25, 2003

Speaker for the Dead 

Someone who retells the life of a deceased person. A Speaker for the Dead tells the story in all truth, holding back neither good nor bad, so that the deceased may be better understood.

The title derived from the book ender's game, where Ender tells the story of the Formics after killing off all but one of them in a short story book titled, "The Hive Queen," and later the story of his brother in the another short story book titled, "The Hegemon." Both story's were signed with the pen name 'Speaker for the Dead,' so no one was aware of the original author.

Thanks to the Speaker for the Dead, I realized my dead father was not such a bad man after all, just struggling to make ends meet.

Speaker for the Dead by Shadow DelaSangre March 6, 2007

seaking 

A Seaking is a much like a koi goldfish, only it has a horn at the top of its head. It evolves from the Pokemon Goldeen at level 33 and can also learn an HM move (Waterfall). This move allows the trainer to travel up and down waterfalls at will. It also learns the attack Horn Drill, which, if it hits the opponent of a lower level, results in a one-hit KO. It has since become a meme under unknown circumstances, accompanied with the words, often in capital letters, "FUCK YEAH!" Though this went to a little bit higher level when it was revealed in the Diamond and Pearl games you could add letters to the Pokemon's entrance into battle, allowing you to use up to eight letters. Seaking has since been mixed with other Pokemon, such as Slowpoke, Bidoof, and/or Mudkip.

Gamer 1: Dude, I was using the Super Rod in the Safari Zone... You'll never guess what I found.
Gamer 2: I dunno... Slowbro? Dratini?
Gamer 1: SEAKING!
Gamer 1&2: FUCK YEAH!

seaking by Rival Blue December 24, 2007

Puerto Rican Sneak

This is where you are sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left and there is traffic in the other lanes waiting as well. When the light turns green if you have successfully turned left before any of the other cars in the opposing traffic go straight through the light you have successfully completed the Puerto Rican Sneak.

Dude I was sitting at the intersection today and some stupid blonde was texting and I got a Puerto Rican Sneak on that bitch! *high five*

Puerto Rican Sneak by sneaker. May 3, 2010

sneak mex 

A particularly stealthy and sly mexicano man. Can be used to refer to an illegal immigrant, or any mexican who portrays a general sneakyness about him.

Me: Yo look at Pedro over there, he's lookin shady as fuck.

Drew: Ya dude I heard he jumped the fence and hid from the Border Patrol in a barrel for 3 straight days!

Me: Wow, what a god damn sneak mex!

sneak mex by gangster charles September 15, 2009

Sneak dissin' 

When someone does something behind your back

Matt: Yo, you hear what Joe's been saying about you behind your back?
Rich: He be sneak dissin' man. That aint cool.

Sneak dissin' by the mammal March 30, 2015

sneak peak

To get high in secret. Not to be confused with "sneak peek", a common expression used to describe a preview of a product.

I got a sneak peak in on my lunch break.

sneak peak by NotStealthMountain September 5, 2012