Scooge

1) Any form of roadkill

2) Any form of crust forming around your face,

"Jesus! now that's what i call scooge"

"This morning i saw this half-badger scooged out all over the road."

"mate you got a bit of scooge on your face....no left a bit... yeah you got it."

by Abe7664323 October 10, 2005

scope

to be "eyein'".
when a predator seeks its prey.
often used to describe the staring done by an individual on a sexual prospect at a certain distance.

damn! did you scope the dash on that stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

scored

Getting laid by a hott honey, or getting toasted and banging an ugly honey... thinking shes a hott honey.

Guy 1: Dude I scored last night.
Guy 2: Ohh man, was she hott?
Guy 1: I don't remember...

by Rayman813 November 13, 2005

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

scagel

A scagel is a scooped out bagel which was made for those who would like to eat a bagel but not with all of the carbs.

Elenore "I ordered a flagel but all I got was this scooped out bagel"

Mary " No, they gave you a scagel...I hear it's good for a diet"

by school for life November 26, 2011

scoggan

adjective: scoggans; comparative adjective: scogganers ; superlative adjective: scogganiest
1.
lacking intelligence or common sense.

synonyms: unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, stupid, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; More
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy

antonyms: intelligent, sensible
dazed and unable to think clearly.

synonyms: into a stupor, into a daze, into oblivion; More
antonyms: alert
informal
used to express exasperation or boredom.

nouninformal
noun: scoggan; plural noun: Scoggans
1.
a stupid person (often used as a term of address)

"I was scoggan enough to think she was perfect."

"you're not a coward, scoggan!"

"apprehension was numbing her brain and making her scoggan"

"she told him to stop messing with his scoggan painting"

by Dr. Cocfest McBalgag October 15, 2013

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017