scagel

A scagel is a scooped out bagel which was made for those who would like to eat a bagel but not with all of the carbs.

Elenore "I ordered a flagel but all I got was this scooped out bagel"

Mary " No, they gave you a scagel...I hear it's good for a diet"

by school for life November 26, 2011

scamgelical

The evangelicals who hold enormous sermons but care more about lining their own pockets rather than helping the poor. They promise their that the road to heaven is through donating to them.

Scamgelicals such as Copeland, Osteen and others fleece millions from their poor sheep and promise them heaven. Camp Meeting runs a religious Ponzi scheme by promising that for every dollar donated they'll end up receiving up to ten dollars in return.

by jbcoops May 3, 2023

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

Scagly

A girl in which the word "ugly" is not strong enough to describe. A person who is scummy,skanky and ugly.

I can't believe I let that scagly bitch suck my dick last week. I think she gave me the clap.

by Billy Gettman September 7, 2007

slagelesque

Adj.
A very blunt or direct way of stating something or asking a question. Usually something everyone is thinking but too afraid to say or ask themselves. Most times sounds rude or inappropriate.

"Are you black and white or mexican or what?"

"That was very slagelesque!"

by Trout Hall December 24, 2008

scaggly

A bitch that is a combination of skanky and raggedy. Typically is seen wearing cheetah print at a bar trying to steal someone's purse, phone or other personal items. Often enjoys playing on highways and carries used anal beads on her person on the regular.

Mylanta, that ho is so scaggly! I just saw her vagina when she bent over to steal that man's phone. She must be from North Carolina.

by Bad teacher July 7, 2014

Sagel

Sagel is one of the best friends that a person could ever have. She is kind, quiet, intelligent, has good style, and loyal. A Sagel can breeze through school with all A’s and not even sweat it. A Sagel will always have your back no matter what. She doesn’t care for being popular, as long as she has a few close friends. She is very sensitive and can be easily hurt. She knows who the fake friends are and who the real ones are. A Sagel would think that there are no boys that like her, but they all secretly do. She will have days that she seems really sad, but don’t be fooled, she will get over it the next day. Even though a Sagel leans towards girls similar to her for a friend, she is usually the one left out of things and that can really hurt her. Known for her unique beauty and kind heart, she will stay with you through all the ups and downs.

Sagel is the best friend that I have ever had.

by Stylish girl April 29, 2019