Scogey

The usually painful contents/part of your nostril that consist of equal parts bogey and scab.

Enormous great airway blocking solidified snot that's become part of a scab, and can't be removed without causing yourself considerable pain.

Wife: Stop picking your fucking nose!

Me: Ow! Shut up I've got a scogey that just -has- to come out.

by Digital Shaman June 4, 2005

scopey

School children of a certain age liked to use the word spastic or more commonly spaz as a term of abuse for other children. The Spastic Society, a UK charity, became aware of this and changed their name to Scope. A scopey is hence a byword for spaz.

That chap is a wee bit scopey.

by Patboy July 17, 2005

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008

stogey

a term used for a cigerette

hey bro do you have a stogey?

by Josh 420 stoner November 1, 2005

scodey

Scodey: something rotten, disgusting, unpleasant in any sort of expression.

"Yuck man, that's scodey"

by Rez-erection. October 13, 2006

the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength

"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry

by Dr linguist June 9, 2014

scoteye

noun Vulgar.
1.
complete dickwad, arsehole, arrogant prick.
2.
Slang.
a. a stupid, mean, or ignorant person. Someone who is not as pro as they think they are.
b. the worst part of a place or thing. Usually in relation to Interwebz stuff like making sites and graphics.

adjective
3.
Slang. stupid, failure, noob, gayness or douchebaggery.

Have you ever seen a site so scoteyed?

You cannot even start your computer, are you a complete scoteye or something?

Look do not make me be a scoteye and call the cops on you!!!

Someone hacked my account, I feel like such a scoteye for using abc123 as the password.

by notscoteye April 19, 2013