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adjective: scoggans; comparative adjective: scogganers ; superlative adjective: scogganiest
1.
lacking intelligence or common sense.

synonyms: unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, stupid, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; More
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy

antonyms: intelligent, sensible
dazed and unable to think clearly.

synonyms: into a stupor, into a daze, into oblivion; More
antonyms: alert
informal
used to express exasperation or boredom.

nouninformal
noun: scoggan; plural noun: Scoggans
1.
a stupid person (often used as a term of address)
"I was scoggan enough to think she was perfect."

"you're not a coward, scoggan!"

"apprehension was numbing her brain and making her scoggan"

"she told him to stop messing with his scoggan painting"
scoggan by Dr. Cocfest McBalgag October 15, 2013
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Scoggins middle school 

Is a ghetto middle school where everybody there thinks they rich as fuck but really quite poor they all hoes there. The Stonebridge kids all on drugs and think they rich as fuck but they anit and they all stuck up. The North Craig ranch are nice ass kids and fun kids. The apartment kids are cool too and are fun to hangout with. The teachers are mainly good. But it is pretty ghetto for Frisco. the 6th grade hall smells like shit a lot.
Scoggins middle school aka the hoes school and the ghetto
a fairy discription of not very nice person. bacically, can be used as an insult.
wee scuggan- a small scuggan (note:person doesnt actually have to be small...)
achh... ya wee scugann- (word used in sentance)
scuggan by jack May 21, 2004

Scoggins Middle School 

A school where most of the kids spread rumors about you because they ain't got nothing else to talk about, 6th graders have dog shit on their shoe and smear it on the bus floor, the teachers overreact about everything you do, kids play the most annoying shit on the bus, and everyone is looking for a fight.
What's the shittiest school you have ever been too? Scoggins Middle School.

scogginist 

Someone who makes dirty jokes.
'That joke was disgusting; you are such a scogginist.'
scogginist by bobiskingofbhutan December 28, 2013

Scoggins Middle School 

Really a ghetto ass school bruh. Like if you go to scoggins you think you cool but you really not and the damn 6th grade hallway smells like dooty booty. The class of 2020 were the only good kids and anyone after that brought the school back down to shit. but in other words scoggins is just a ghetto ass school next to a ghetto neighborhood in front of a field.
Oh you go to Scoggins Middle School? so yall the school with roaches coming up from the drains and locker room?
Scoggins Middle School by papajohn72 September 9, 2021

Andrew Scoggin 

Andrew Scoggin is a fat bitch in which everybody thinks he is a fucking Asian cause of his small ass eyes
Stop acting like a fucking Andrew Scoggin
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