Far Scale

This is a name given to a scale, used to address how far a male/female has gone with someone.

1-hug.
2-holding hands.
3-kiss on cheek.
4-kiss on lips (no tongues)
5-kiss on lips (with tongues)
6-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (no tongues)
7-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (with tongues)
8- upper body fondling
9- lower body fondling
10- full monty.

Rebecca- how far on the "far scale" have you gone with steve?
Lucy- 10 but dont tell any-one!x

by LoveGoddessx September 30, 2010

Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014

1-10 Attractiveness scale

A scale in which women (or men) are grouped in a scale of 1 to 10, A 1 would be your nan or a bull and a 10 would be a giraffe in a bikini...

Steve: "You ever heard of the 1-10 Attractiveness scale."

Ben: "Nah explain."
Steve: "Name's on the tin..."
Ben: "K........
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Your sister's a 10."
Steve: "You Cu**."

by BarryChuckleTheChildFarmer October 3, 2016

1-30 attractiveness scale

Similar to the 1-10 attractiveness scale this is a more in depth scale to grade a female in 3 different categories.
Chest: 1-10
Face: 1-10
Ass: 1-10
Once you've gotten your score for each category you add it all together and you have your score.

That girl is at least a 23 on the 1-30 attractiveness scale

by leflerz December 5, 2016

salp

means slap but when its typed badly when someones drunk

like when dan was drunk and i was being a bitch he asked if i wanted a salp

by Joe Hart June 20, 2006

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is how you judge a girl based on looks.

1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*

Jason: Hey, rate her 1-10 fam.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.

by nutsacia September 7, 2016

scalpel

1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections

2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.

I will scalpel your head with my scalpel and when you are done, you will be scapeled.

by TheKaylaPup October 18, 2010