por please

a plea for something to be done, quickly and effieciently. street equivalent to "pretty please with sugar on top"

nigga, get me them chips, por please.

by s-to-the-b August 12, 2006

Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.

Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."

by Isar May 15, 2006

Bitch Please

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!

Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!

by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010

Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.

Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

Please

Created by Bec Mcewan

Used as a sarcastic remark or an alternative to say shut up or stop talking, or to express disagreement

Example 1) "Riz doesn't have a big ego, and she isn't the most annoying person on the planet". .... Oh please

Example 2) "Riz is original and only uses her own sayings/ words" "oh please"

Example 3) when someone fails to call you a princess during sushi roll "oh please"

by Mcewanb11 June 10, 2016

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018