smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 18, 2017

mom tone

The tone of voice your mother uses when she wants you to tell her something. Slightly different than mom voice.

(Something to be said in mom tone)
"Are you sure that you don't want to talk?"

by KingStrider December 30, 2016

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).

“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”

by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019

White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

by Martin_slov April 11, 2019

soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic

"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"

by thedude July 11, 2004

Stage Mom

Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.

That crazy stage mom needs to give it up, her daughter is ugly as hell.

by ShannonRenee May 17, 2006

you're mom

Since you wrote this, you are probably part of one of these categories:

1. You are retarded.
2. You have a lack of brain cells.
3. You are an illegal immigrant.

Dumb Fuck - You're mom is so fat that people yell Godzilla at her daily !!1
Fumb Duck - Learn English. Just do it.

by Kryptick July 30, 2016