Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

asshole

someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others

"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"

by thedude July 09, 2004

swang it

To swang something means that you can do it, or that you can come thru on something.

REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!

NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!

ALSO used vise versa

NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!

REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT

ADDITIONAL EX:

YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!

TO DO, COME THRU, AVAIL, UP FOR IT,SWANG IT,

by THEDUDE January 19, 2013

To tickle the ivories

To play the piano.

"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."

by thedude February 16, 2005

ct

Acronym for "Can't Talk"

"Ct right now, sorry!"

by TheDude May 13, 2005

anti-social

there are very twisted verisons of the word this term started in the early, heavy mental hospital days by a shrink that didn't know too much

anyway the word means two things

1. someone that doesn't respect the rights of others

2. one that doesn't socialize

"oh man check out that guy over there he's so not respecting the rights of others he's being anti-social"

by thedude July 11, 2004

Toe Up

Torn Up, extremely intoxicated.

We gonna get toe up from da flo up, yo!

by thedude December 22, 2004