a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones
"oh man that's one gay optism over there"
by thedude July 13, 2004
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soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"
by thedude July 11, 2004
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Toe Up

We gonna get toe up from da flo up, yo!
by thedude December 22, 2004
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asshole

someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others
"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"
by thedude July 09, 2004
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Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
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To tickle the ivories

"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."
by thedude February 16, 2005
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RBV

Red Bull and Vodka. 2 oz. vodka, 1 can Red Bull Energy Drink. Pour into a tall glass full of ice. Stir. Garnish with a lime if desired.
I'd like 2 RBV's please.
by thedude December 22, 2004
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