12 definitions by thedude

internet

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

by thedude July 11, 2004

soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic

"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"

by thedude July 11, 2004

Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly

Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.

by thedude July 26, 2012

To tickle the ivories

To play the piano.

"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."

by thedude February 16, 2005

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

swang it

To swang something means that you can do it, or that you can come thru on something.

REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!

NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!

ALSO used vise versa

NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!

REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT

ADDITIONAL EX:

YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!

TO DO, COME THRU, AVAIL, UP FOR IT,SWANG IT,

by thedude January 20, 2013

RBV

Red Bull and Vodka. 2 oz. vodka, 1 can Red Bull Energy Drink. Pour into a tall glass full of ice. Stir. Garnish with a lime if desired.

I'd like 2 RBV's please.

by thedude December 22, 2004