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Nobonusitis

A reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.

It's a feeling of nausea stemming from being pissed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but "due to commission cuts", can't seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the damn work.
"I won't be coming in today. I have nobonusitis."
by nolongeraboveandbeyond October 20, 2012
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Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.
Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.
by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017
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Nobellium Uranium

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*
by Topaz2364 May 8, 2018
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Noberend

A person who worst than a nob head or belle end and someone who a dick with people to
That guy other there is a noberend he got to nobs
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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Nobatoo

I could really do with a Nobatoo
by Oscra Papa October 10, 2018
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