M'ed

To have one's body enhanced via Plastic Surgery, especially breasts or butt.

Pronounced: "EM'ed"

Origin: Miami (Florida) slang- "M" = Miami
or after Miami Plastic Surgeon Michael S. of Bal Harbour, Florida (Known as Dr. "M" among South Beach model types.)

Jessica Simpson must have got totally M'ed, her funbags look much bigger and bodacious!

Have you seen Billy's little sister since she got M'ed? He just became my new BFF.

by Cindy Vera January 18, 2007

M.A.S.K.

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.

GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

M-80

Explosive device used by the residents of Alabama to remove their own hands.

After I finish my Pabst, I stepped out of the trailer and watched my brother/father blow his hand off with an m-80

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

M*A*S*H

Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. A game little kids play that SUPPOSEDLY decides their future. (It's different everytime).

1. My sister is doing that M*A*S*H thing again with her friends.
2. My M*A*S*H says I'm going to marry Josh Hartnett.

by littlekidsaredumb September 16, 2005

M*A*S*H

A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.

M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.

by DeeElle September 26, 2005

m.bate

it is the short way of saying masterbate. it can also be said as m.bating as in masterbating.

my mom caught me m.bating.

i m.bate all the time.

by rando September 27, 2005

M.A.C.

A brand of designer make up short for Make-Up Art Cosmetics

She only wears M.A.C. make-up.

by Lizzy Bean December 15, 2008