Lunchjob

An interesting type of lunch date that involves giving or recieving a handjob/blowjob.

"Me and Carly went home for lunch and I got a fantastic lunchjob"

"Going home for lunch is fucking awesome because I get a decent lunchjob EVERY TIME"

by ieieiei April 19, 2010

Lunchitis

Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.

Coming back to work from lunch, Kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. Her and her colleagues ended up just shooting the shit instead.

by trd528 September 19, 2011

lunched

verb, The act of putting a thing or being "out to lunch." To wipe out or ruin something, to be put out of commission, either accidentally or deliberately. To eat one's lunch. Originally a North San Diego county surfing term that has spread to wider use.

Wow, Dewey got lunched on that one!
Leroy lunched Poindexter in the head.
When the power went out, it really lunched my computer.
That pothole lunched both the rims and tires on the left side of my car!
That exam lunched me.
I got lunched last night at the bar (either alcohol or another person could have lunched me).

by muchkaman December 7, 2012

Lunch Money

The small amount of money you keep on you as a kid to spend on food or other dumb stuff

You: I only got 6 dollars for 7-11

Chris: Can you buy me a slurpee?

You: This is my lunch money!

by wally boy July 7, 2020

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009

School lunch

Sloppy dry tasteless food that is served to children in a place that is more like jail but they call it "school".

The school lunch pizza taste horrible today. I had rather ate rat poison.

by BriAmarsico March 24, 2018

bitch lunch lady

A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.

Sharron Evans at Abington Heights is a bitch lunch lady.

by BILLS2020 November 6, 2018