hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

Hurricane Damage

When someone takes a dump in the bathroom. Especially one that's messy and stinks to high hell. Named for the Superdome after Katrina with its infamous bathrooms.

1. The paint on the bathroom walls was chipping after the Hurricane Damage caused by the company's free Taco Bell lunch.

2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.

by Earl Justwaithe December 7, 2005

Golden Hurricane

An act of sinful pleasure, where a group of males link their arms, while in a circle, and skip/jump in a circular motion while urinating on a defenseless woman, who may or may not even like the taste/smell of urine.

The other night we kidnapped a hooker, I paid her for the golden shower, but a few of my buddies busted in and we went for the Golden Hurricane. She smelt worse than that hobo we piss-painted last week!

by MikeChan June 11, 2006

My Stomach Hurts

A common slang meaning you have to go to the bathroom and crap.

Man, my stomach hurts, I gotta go to the bathroom.

by TBoneHSHS December 28, 2005

hurrrn

The noise a tard makes; used as a deroguatory term.

"Can I put your iPod buds in my nose?"

"Hurrrn!"

by Hurrrn April 13, 2005

Hurd

Hurd is a terrible spelling error. It is supposed to be the word "heard".

I'm going to school, ya hurd?

by jerryyyyy June 12, 2017

Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.

1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005