headstrabate

Masterbation of the forehead; Done exclusively by the ones with large foreheads

Repetitive stroking of imaginary penis on forehead.

by Evil King November 5, 2004

Hapsion

to hate more than humanly possible. to hate with a passion

"UGH!!! I fucking hapsion Steve!!!!!"

by allzter January 26, 2006

Heap

HEAP is often used with the meaning, society. Especially in the southern states of the US.

Rich guy: Watch your step, hillbilly you punch me, you get wasted.

Hayseed: I'm at the bottom of the HEAP, I got nothing to loose.

by Lepton1 April 6, 2007

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

Bumpy Heads

Name given to guys with bumpy shaved heads sitting in the left field pavilion at Dodger games.

I had to leave early because a family of Bumpy Heads were blocking my view.

by Chef-a-Cito August 4, 2010

whats the haps

A cool way of saying whats happening or what is going on. Can also be used as a greeting. First used by Sideburns 2003.

Whats the hap? OR Whats the hap man

by Adz October 27, 2004

Red Heads

Red hair is a mutation of the blonde gene. Red heads are just blondes in disguise.

Red heads sold their soul for brains, they're basically zombies.

by Blitzen107 November 18, 2014