rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

1-0 Cry

A term used by gta 5 faggoteers that think using the orbital cannon and oppressor mark 2 means you have skill when really they just jack off to 5 year lolis in their roach infested basement with Cheetos stains all over their hands and cock.

This stupid fucker is orbing me he sent me a text it says 1-0 cry hold these Lzzz I’m up forever

by 123thatsenoughniggersforme March 15, 2023

Make an Onion Cry

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

die,cry,hate

The opposite of "live,laugh,love"

haiden: "i die,cry,hate"

by p19392938 October 16, 2022

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.

COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"

by COL May 10, 2014

guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006