crotch rot

on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this

i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt

crotch rot by urexcellency May 16, 2003

crotch walking 

Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women.

They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. crotch walking

crotch walking by crotchwalker January 21, 2010

crotch goblin 

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

crotch goblin by crotch checker March 14, 2005

crotch rot

A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene.


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Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine.
For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active.
Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days

crotch rot by 8b839 December 11, 2003

Crotch Rocket

A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.

"Holly crap dude, Sarah is such a crotch rocket!"

"I know I hate it when she gives me the shoe!"

Crotch Rocket by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

crotch zombie by Olivonius July 29, 2008

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

crotch hockey by hood4u July 18, 2007