bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014

homework constipation

When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.

"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."

"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."

by metalhead13095 May 3, 2014

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11

Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets

by The author of dirty September 7, 2016

road construction season

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

Bridge Constructor Portal

An engineering simulation and puzzle video game developed by ClockStone and published by Headup Games.
It can be easy at first, but it becomes more stressful and difficult as it goes.

Eric: Hey, have you played Bridge Constructor Portal yet?
James: Yeah! And it's pretty fun, but also its bloody hard.

by ThatUrbanNinja6969 February 8, 2018

Retail Constipation

When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.

After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.

by Tatar Boss June 5, 2018