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Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.
"Don't be a brad"
by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020
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Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.
I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”
by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018
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Brad Rockett

that lil fat chubs name is ~Brad Rockett
by fatcuntbrad December 14, 2018
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Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!
Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!
by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019
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brad

A amazing dragon that lived on ClickWell's stream and he killed it.
Brad is amazing and loves eating tacos with Eli.
by fantasyanimalvegan February 10, 2023
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Brad

For every 10 Bradley’s there is one who is the complete opposite to all the previous definitions. This Bradley will act as though he is a loyal, caring friend however nothing is good enough for him, he is never in the wrong and will treat you good generally when with you however will put you on show so others getting impression he can’t stand you. He will tell you that you are
Wrong even though your expressing your own feelings which can’t be wrong as they are yours after all.

He will continue to make plans with you and then not show up or get you to help him with little jobs to help him however can’t acknowledge the fact you have gone out of your way and bent over backwards to do anything for him as in your eyes he is your best mate (that is when suits him to hang out with you)
He will get cranky if anyone’s is around when you tell him he has upset you and will look you in the eyes and say they we are the ones who should be licking arse as we he completely believes he is not in the wrong.
Loves messing with peoples head . Telling rrthem what they wanna hear and do the opposite as
Hey Brad, you going to say something about being in the wrong …. Nah I am never wrong everyone else is always at fault
by Bambara March 5, 2024
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brad

brad
by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020
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